ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass


sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear)


elipanda56:

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

we are all fucked up for a reason


easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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little-aradia:

q-dormir:

psiioniic:

jimfaindel:

bagelhole:

psiioniic:

au where psiioniic is a teacher and karkat is his student

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Fucking disgraceful.

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can’t stop laughing

there’s not a day I don’t think about this comic

(Source: pundead)


y-juba:

face tutorial by phobs

(Source: j-yuuba)


Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)
6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
Lady: ...yes?
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

ariari-aa:

theyre watching romcoms B3c

ariari-aa:

theyre watching romcoms B3c


iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you